REVIEW: Alanah Parkin’s Garage Sale – Melbourne Comedy Festival

Greg and Denise are downsizing and are running a garage sale full of doilies and unmentionables, bric-a-brac, and a large array of hats, which are only outnumbered by Greg’s extensive VHS collection. Denise is keen to offload as much as she can as quickly as possible, particularly Greg’s memorabilia of pop star Christina Aguilera. And all of his bottles. But Greg, the hoarder, wants to keep it all.

The detail in the set decoration is amusing in and of itself. The old copies of Woman’s Day and TV Week. The titles on the video tapes. Actor and improvisor Alanah Parkin is on stage as Denise when the audience wanders in, as if we’re there to peruse the knick-knacks of her life. Denise welcomes us, details the story of her family –Greg and their three estranged daughters, who were all emancipated as minors, the first hint that there’s more going on in Narre Warren South than first meets the eye.

Parkin plays a number of characters throughout the show – and saying who appears next after they disappear for a quick change would spoil the fun, but most of the show centres on Greg and Denise and Parkin is delightful as both. But while Denise is the typical neighbourhood busy-body, Greg has a dark side that threatens to be exposed at any moment. But don’t be too worried; their secrets are all hilariously bonkers.

Parkin does an excellent job at delivering multiple absurd characters throughout the show. They make the most out of parodying suburban life and taking potshots at the worries of old married couples. Parkin doesn’t hold back from pushing far into the ridiculous and it’s a pleasure to see how nutty it all gets.

When they disappear backstage for their quick changes, there’s audio of the couple arguing out-of-sight, which is a fine way to pass the time, but these moments could benefit from being tightened. After a few of these, it tests the audience relationship a bit. Parkin doesn't just rely on audio of these tranisions, though. They also show an hilarious video of a young Greg dealing with being fired from the boys’ choir when his voice breaks. And as the drama ramps up, we’re treated to a news break as the choppers circle overhead.

This show is a superb showcase of Parkin’s talent for the absurd and an array of comic characters in a tale that goes places you could never guess and will never see again. It’s very silly and very funny.

- Keith Gow, Theatre First

Alanah Parkin’s Garage Sale is on at the Doubletree by Hilton as part of the Melbourne Comedy Festival until April 6 

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