REVIEW: Fuck Christmas – Malthouse Theatre


Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, right? Christmas carols and decorations and drinking and eating and seeing family and perhaps more drinking. It’s a celebration and a time of reflection and it’s commercial and sort of religious, but it’s not always the happiest or the most relaxed of seasons. For some people, it can be really tough.

Fuck Christmas, by theatre company Fat Fruit, is a mostly joyous show about how ridiculous and silly and heartbreaking this celebration can be. Ten performers with wildly varied performance backgrounds have come together to create an unforgettable night of mayhem and delight. There are actors and singers and acrobats and gymnasts and a sword-swallower and some real carny shenanigans happening on stage at the Malthouse right now.

Fat Fruit’s work is queer and body-positive, which already sets is apart from that wholesome, respectable annual treat – Christmas Carols on Channel 9, live from the Music Bowl. This show starts with a warning that the fat, middle-aged white guy is coming to town to judge you and things escalate from there. John Marc Desengano and Sarah Ward act as our Carols hosts, but the show has a much more anarchic energy than sticking to that premise – it’s full of beautifully-choreographed chaos. And so much nudity!

There’s an elf of the shelf come to life, looking for revenge. There’s a polar bear, live from the rapidly-melting icecaps of the North Pole. A nativity scene with the three worst men, a talking Christmas cracker, a scene from Gremlins, a creatively-decorated Christmas tree, songs and dancing and a moving ode to children lost during war and genocide. Do they know it’s Christmas? Probably not, they are trying to survive.

This show is a blast from beginning to end and director Susie Dee keeps everything rolling along without the whirlwind of random acts ever feeling like they are out of hand.

I enjoyed A Christmas Carol last week and love that’s become an annual holiday tradition in Melbourne. I really want Fuck Christmas to come back year after year, too. Let those who might want to avoid a traditional sit-down meal with their biological family find some joy in a room full of misfits – in an audience of found family, who want to laugh at the absurdity of the season.

- Keith Gow, Theatre First

Fuck Christmas is playing at the Malthouse until December 14 

Photos: Gregory Lorenzutti

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